Welcome to Hell. My name is Raven. I'm Hell's very own princess, daughter of the king of demons himself. You would think that comes without any hard jobs, but oh my god. You wouldn't believe how stubborn and stupid some of these demons are when you ask them to do something.
I'm very busy getting ready to inherit the throne and taking responsibility for Hell, so make your point and be quick about it. Then be on your way, before I decide to drag you back down here with me for kicks.
Faceclaim: Emma Roberts

 

thorins-lass:

DO YOU REALIZE YOU JUST BITCHSLAPPED ME AND TOLD ME ACCEPT  IT BECAUSE IT’S SCIENCE

YOU JUST DID THAT

//I EXPLAINED THE SCIENCE OF WHY PEOPLE SHIP IT

TYPE B CASUAL

TYPE A STRESS

COMBINED TYPES BALANCE

SCIENCE

valerian-dragon-keeper:

LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO ASSBUTT

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//NO VERA

THIS IS WHAT MADE YOUR STUPID SHIP SAIL

SHIT LIKE THIS

I WON’T LET THAT HAPPEN WITH THIS BROTP

IT’LL HURT TOO MUCH

GO AWAY

valerian-dragon-keeper:

hells-princess:

//vERA NO STOP BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE IT’LL NEVER WORK JUST LET IT GO

FUCK YEAH WE’RE MAKING THIS BROTP HAPPEN

WE’RE MAKING IT HAPPEN DON’T ARGUE WITH ME

//VERA NO

PLEASE

valerian-dragon-keeper:

ALRIGHT THAT’S IT

PHOEBE

WE ARE GOING TO MAKE THIS BROTP HAPPEN

LIKE WE’RE GONNA FUCKIN MAKE IT HAPPEN I DON’T CARE HOW

BECAUSE I CAN TOTALLY SEE THEM BEING FRIENDS

AND I CAN SEE RAE RAE HAVING A CRUSH ON HIM AND SHE’S SO EMBARRASSED ABOUT IT AND ANGERED LIKE

"YEAH I’M TOTALLY GONNA LIKE THE GUY MY DAD NEARLY KILLED, THAT’S COOL, C’MON RAE GET IT TOGETHER"

AND MAYBE IT WOULD NEVER WORK THAT WAY BUT THEY BECOME FRIENDS AND OH MY GOD

WE’RE MAKING THIS HAPPEN WE’RE MAKING THIS HAPPEN RIGHT NOW

LIKE RIGHT NOW

//vERA NO STOP BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE IT’LL NEVER WORK JUST LET IT GO

Anonymous asked
How's hell?

"Boring and it drains my energy like a reserve charger drains a phone battery, but thanks for your consideration. I swear, whenever I can get out of here, I’m gonna. And when I say ‘gonna’ I really mean ‘run sixty miles away before stopping.’"

valerian-dragon-keeper:

PHOEBE

I AM SO SORRY

NONE OF YOUR SHIPS HAVE SAILED OH MY GOD

I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU

//IT’S AS HILARIOUS RAVEN’S JUST LIKE “OH SWEET I GET FRIENDS”

NOPE

NO FUCKING FRIENDS FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE BORN TO HAVE A TERRIBLE LIFE

HERE FIRST HAVE A SLIGHTLY DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY

NOW CRAM SOUL INTO YOU WHERE THERE ISN’T SUPPOSED TO BE ONE

JUST SO YOU CAN BE HUMAN AND FEEL EVERYTHING THAT YOU WOULDN’T NATURALLY CARE ABOUT

NOW HAVE 0 FRIENDS

BECAUSE THEY ALL DIE

OR THEY HATE YOU

THERE YOU GO

GOOD LUCK MOTHERFUCKER

valerian-dragon-keeper:

hells-princess:

valerian-dragon-keeper:

That actually would’ve been really cute thought.

WAIT FUCK THAT’S NOT WHO SHE LIKES IS IT?

//I’M PRETTY SURE SHE COULD’VE GROWN TO LIKE HIM IN A BIT OF A ROMANTIC WAY BUT GUESS WHAT HE’S DEAD SO I GUESS FUCKING NOT

I’M GONNA CRY

PHEEBS

PHEEBS

THERE WAS SO MUCH POTENTIAL THERE

//SO LET US RECAP

AT LEAST YOUR SHIP SURVIVED AND IS THRIVING

NONE OF MINE HAVE EVER LASTED LONG IF THEY CAME TO PASS IN THE FIRST PLACEBECAUSE THEY’RE ALL FUCKING DEAD

valerian-dragon-keeper:

hells-princess:

valerian-dragon-keeper:

Shit you’re right I totally forgot. Man, that was gonna be a cute brotp, too, wasn’t it?

And I’m so sorry Hannah I just kept tagging you because of reasons.

//YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE THE CUTEST BROTP THERE EVER WAS

BUT NO

IT DIED BEFORE IT EVER HAPPENED

That actually would’ve been really cute thought.

WAIT FUCK THAT’S NOT WHO SHE LIKES IS IT?

//I’M PRETTY SURE SHE COULD’VE GROWN TO LIKE HIM IN A BIT OF A ROMANTIC WAY BUT GUESS WHAT HE’S DEAD SO I GUESS FUCKING NOT

valerian-dragon-keeper:

hells-princess:

the-king-is-forever:

~This happens at least once every week, right?~

//I HAD A WONDERFUL BROTP FULL OF MISUNDERSTANDING AND MISTRUST TURNED INTO A BEGRUDGING FRIENDSHIP BUT GUESS WHAT?

THEY KILLED THE OTHER HALF OF THE BROTP BEFORE IT COULD EVER HAPPEN

AND THEN IN THE PREVIOUS BROTP THE OTHER HALF WAS DEAD EVEN WHEN THE IDEA FORMED

RAVEN HAS BROTP PROBLEMS DON’T EVEN GO THERE WITH ME

Shit you’re right I totally forgot. Man, that was gonna be a cute brotp, too, wasn’t it?

And I’m so sorry Hannah I just kept tagging you because of reasons.

//YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE THE CUTEST BROTP THERE EVER WAS

BUT NO

IT DIED BEFORE IT EVER HAPPENED

the-king-is-forever:

valerian-dragon-keeper:

hells-princess:

//Which one of us has the muse who decided to live with a demon though

WHICH ONE OF US HAS THE MUSE WHO LIKES THE GUY WHO HATES HER FOR WHAT HER DAD DID

WHICH ONE OF US

~This happens at least once every week, right?~

//I HAD A WONDERFUL BROTP FULL OF MISUNDERSTANDING AND MISTRUST TURNED INTO A BEGRUDGING FRIENDSHIP BUT GUESS WHAT?

THEY KILLED THE OTHER HALF OF THE BROTP BEFORE IT COULD EVER HAPPEN

AND THEN IN THE PREVIOUS BROTP THE OTHER HALF WAS DEAD EVEN WHEN THE IDEA FORMED

RAVEN HAS BROTP PROBLEMS DON’T EVEN GO THERE WITH ME

valerian-dragon-keeper:

the-king-is-forever:

hells-princess

~I’VE BEEN HAVING LIKE 40000000 BLOG PROBLEMS BECAUSE MY COMPUTER IS A BITCH SO I HAVEN’T SPOKEN IN 500 YEARS I AM SO SORRY~

SHH DON’T APOLOGIZE FOR ANYTHING I LOVE YOU GUYS YOU JUST VANISH SO I’M LIKE WUT AND THEN YOU REAPPEAR AND YAY AND THEN YOU LEAVE AGAIN AND I GET CONFUSED CUZ I’M 50% IDIOT AND 50% NEEDY HUMAN BEING

AND PHEEBS WHICH OF US IS STILL GETTING OUT OF BED BY THE TIME WE HAVE TO LEAVE FOR SCHOOL RELIABLY EVERY MORNING

HINT IT’S NOT ME

//Which one of us has the muse who decided to live with a demon though

valerian-dragon-keeper:

hells-princess:

the-king-is-forever:

~SHHH DON’T YOU DARE WE’RE ALWAYS HERE WE JUST ARE VERY VERY VERY QUIET WE LOVE YOU FRIEND K?~

//I’m crying we’ve got the whole family together right now. Every time this happens I’m just going to laugh and I’m not sorry.

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT THIS IS A MATTER OF SEVERE DISTRESS YOU GUYS JUST DISAPPEAR ON ME LIKE ????

//Vera we never ever disappear I promise. We fade off into our blogs but we’re always here, idjit. I mean just ask. I live with you, and Hannah might as well.